If you have not yet experienced the world of The Honest Toddler, you are missing out on a lot of laughs. I laugh so hard at many of the wee one’s tweets and I used to think that you needed to have your own toddler to think the comments are funny. Turns out that many people I talk to who also think the posts are hilarious, don’t have a toddler and some don’t even have their own kids. It’s THAT funny.
I thought I would post some of my favourite tweets here and share the humour. Everyone can use a good Sunday Funny, right?
Life through the eyes of a toddler:
Helping make dinner. Holding on to her leg.
Toddler Tip: The only way they can hear you is if you hold their face while speaking.
Butter melted into my toast. Now I can’t be sure it’s there.
Like I’m the first person to ever take off their clothes in a Starbucks.
Daddy’s home. Mama changed into pajamas. She calls them her wine clothes.
Soup is not a food. It’s the watery remnants of food. No thanks.
Oh it’s a pinterest soup recipe? That changes everything mmm give me a big bite of – I’M NOT TRYING THE SOUP!!!!!
The awkward moment when you try the soup and it’s so yummy but you can’t eat any more because dignity.
Can’t stand babies. So eager to please. Selling out left and right. Weak necks.
If she gets on a conference call I’m going to be a problem. Believe that.
When mama is on important calls we always play hide and seek at the same time. She runs and hides. I keep finding her.
Toddler Tip: Coughing until you throw up = THE BIG BED. Just sayin.
Grandma is so good with me. She should teach parenting classes. I would sign up mommy in a heartbeat.
Grandma just understands that cookies are an anytime food. I appreciate that.
Toddler Tip: If you don’t like a meal, slowly push the rim of the plate with one finger until it falls off the table.
Daddy and I are at the zoo (pet store) to give mommy a break. Hope she’s thinking about me.
I hope she’s taking this opportunity to restock our home with crackers. And bake a few cakes.
Toddler Tip: Cats can bite with their hands.
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